k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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