i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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