Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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