turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Randomize
