Dude my mom stole all your condoms
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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