ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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