There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
as a side note pls kill me
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