there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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