What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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