you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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