At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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