you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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