so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I love you. Go after that dick
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