with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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