dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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