so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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