another moral hangover. fuck.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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