oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Success! We fucked roommates!
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