You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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