I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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