At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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