can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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