At least make sure they are 18
Why
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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