the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
did you just send me my own nude
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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