hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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