He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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