he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Couch. On fire.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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