the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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