sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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