I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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