Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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