Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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