the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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