His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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