We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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