it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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