Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I would ride that face into the sunset
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My bed smells like the plague
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