And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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