with your own penis?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Life is so much better after having sex.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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