The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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