I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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