he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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