My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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