"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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