I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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