Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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