fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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