Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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