it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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