Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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