I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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