out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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