I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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